The hooded dragon!

This guy and I had been dating for a little over a week now and I was really starting to like him more. When we first got together it was just supposed to be a one night stand but we ran into each other about a day later at the store and decided to hang out again. We had obviously already had sex so it was a surprise to me that I had no idea about Jake’s difference.
 

We were watching a movie on his couch and I decided to change things up a bit and give him a little “special” attention. When I got down there I froze in my tracks when I realized that Jake was not circumcised. It was like a mean hooded dragon that was just staring me down. I wasn’t sure if I should continue on or not, I mean how did I not know this? The first time we had sex it was in the dark so I guess I just didn’t notice it.
 

Jake instantly realized that there was something going on. He kept asking if I was ok but I did not know how to tell him I was completely turned off by his penis. After about two minutes of staring at it Jake realized what was going on. He instantly broke into tears and pulled up his pants in a hurry. I tried to apologize and comfort but he just lost it. He began screaming, “STAY AWAY FROM THE HOODED DRAGON!” as he ran around the apartment. I honestly did not know what to do so I just grabbed my purse and snuck out.