Oh Mom !!!

I was going through a bad and lonely time last year and I was really looking for some affection. While I was browsing through the local newspaper that morning I decided to read the personal ads and see if anyone out there sounded perfect for me. I read an ad from a woman in her mid forties that described herself as everything I was looking for. Even though I was only in my late twenties I had always had a slight attraction towards older women.

I sent her an email to the email address in the ad and we began exchanging emails back and forth. There was not a lot of personal information shared about family or friends, just mainly what we were both looking for in a partner. I loved talking to her she had experience in every which way . You know what I mean she would talk sexy to me through our emails. The more we chatted through emails the less lonely I became. Talking to her really got me back to myself again and I was ready to finally meet her in person. I told her to meet me at this little café that Saturday and I would be wearing a suit jacket, pants and a lavender shirt underneath. She told me she would be wearing a little red dress, very hot!

When I showed up the first thing I noticed was my mother sitting at a table by herself. I was thinking to myself great my mom going to be here while I’m on a date. So I walked over to my mom and asked her what she doing there.  The look on her face looked like she had just seen a ghost! She said “You are wearing a lavender shirt”. She stood up and I noticed she was wearing a little red dress. We both looked at each in disbelief and disgust. I was emailing my mother that entire time. Since then my mother and I have never had the relationship we once had.