Girl or Guy ????

I had joined a dating website as a way to meet new women in the area. I had just moved to Seattle and I did not know anyone other than my boss at my job. After a couple of weeks of browsing profiles I came across a girl who looked and sounded like the girl for me. She was attractive and her profile was extremely open and honest. She was not looking for anything serious, just a good time and great conversation. I sent her a message telling her I like her profile and told her a little about myself.

After we exchange a few emails we decided to speak on the phone. Her voice was calming and sweet and every time we talked I got more and more interested. After about three weeks of phone calls every night,we decided to meet up in person . She told me she was nervous about meeting me and suggested we bring a friend along with us. I told her she was more than welcome to but I decieded to fly solo due to me not knowing anyone in the area.

When I showed up at a local bar and restaurant she was exactly like I had imagined. Her voice was raspy and sext and her friend was equally as attractive. I noticed that she and her friend had an odd relatinshiop and were very aggressive females. They loved to talk about sex,pinch my butt,and make very sexual comments. Now I am not putting down females who do this, I just am typically not attracted to women who are like this. I decided to let it go and try something new out for a change because I was in a whole new area of the country. It wasn’t until she got up on stage for karaoke that I noticed something wasn’t right. The song choice was “Let’s hear it for the boy and it got the crowd in an uproar. I then noticed that the entire bar was packed full of gay guys and drag queen I didn’t know how to handle this situation, all I knew is that I needed to get out of there and quickly.I could tell her friend knew that I had just come to realize that she was a HE. She leaned in and said “Are you scared to get a little rough?” and then I realized that she too was a drag queen! I support every one for having their own preferences, but I am a straight man and did not want to have sexwith a drag queen. As I paid my tab and tried to sneak out my date was finishing up the song and yelled out at me on the microphone! “Look boys, it looks like someone is scared of a Drag Queen”.  I was so embarrassed, I moved back home to Illinois that next week.